Erik D’Ercole

Web developer

“Digito, ergo sum”

<?php
// 😒 An apostrophe in your last name can be surprisingly frustrating on many websites and apps
$fullName = "Erik D'Ercole";
$launchDate = new DateTime('2024-11-17');

/**
* @var Collection<string,string>
*/
$quotes = collect([
    'First, solve the problem. Then, write the code' => 'John Johnson',
    'Good programmers know what to write. Great ones know what to rewrite.' => 'Eric Steven Raymond',
    "Code is like a joke: if you have to explain it, it’s not that good." => 'Cory House',
    'A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.' => 'Doug Linder',
    'Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.' => 'Martin Golding',
    'Testing can show the presence of bugs, but never the absence of them.' => 'Edsger Dijkstra',
]);

dump($quotes->random());